mayday

yep. update of my life.

2005-12-02T20:11:11Z

so im moving out of the house soon to live at dave's. im really grateful to hima nd his family for taking me in when i need a room over my head. im going to be out on tour for a week in december, the month of january, and for februrary and a few months after that with sleeping alone. its gonna be a full agenda. w00t.

meh

2005-11-15T01:06:36Z

moving out in mid-december to dave's place. im gonna be gone on tour with sleeping alone for such a long time. xmas break and the month of january. life's sucking terribly but its looking up at the same time too. im getting kicked out of my house but i also get to play music like ive always wanted to. plus i wont have to worry about nothing else besides a job and music.

<333333

2005-11-01T05:42:55Z

i <33333 MY best friend steph even more than she <33333's meeeeee.

"with a phrase to cut these lips...i love you"

i love coheed so much.

holy shit...sonny's?

2005-10-30T20:25:30Z

so im applying for a job at sonny's...only the most fantastical place on earth. ill be doing the cooking. im so excited.

so i get home after the neptune's show and whatnot. and i didnt want my parents to see my jesus christ costume. so when i got home i took it off, but i totally forgot the crown of thorns on my head. the second i walk inside my mom points to my head and asks me what it was.

so i broke the news that i really am being jesus this year. my mom called me a demon. and instead of me being sad that she called me a helper of satan it gave me the idea for my costume next halloween. i told her that i was gonna be a demon next year and she freaked out on me hahaha. then my dad walks in and he states that id be the best person to fill a demon's shoes.

thanks dad. i love you too.

im playing a show on wednesday with sleeping alone, the showdown, chasing victory, and maylene and the sons of disaster at 688. its 10 bucks and it starts at 7pm. its gonna be boss.

no_i_in_love @ 2005-10-27T01:40:00

2005-10-28T05:49:30Z

so this year for halloween im being Jesus Christ. i know its bad. but im not trying to degrade the Son of Man. im just simply gonna portray what a lot of people say i look like. Jesus wasnt cuban, but thats okay.

when i broke the news to my parents about my halloween costume choice, the conversation wasnt exactly how i had planned:

"hey, mom, guess what im gonna be this year for halloween?"

"oh shit what..."

"dont hate me okay?"

"carlos, last year you were a gay cowboy man...how could this year be worse?"

"im going to be jesus this year."

"oh my it got worse... why dont you choose something else?"

"what like fidel castro? osama bin laden? grizzly adams?"

"carlos, jesus was not spansih."

"well how do you explain the sudden miracle of turning water into wine?"

then my father peeks in his bald head, and in an attempt to be funny he says, "ohhh jes, bacardi."

what the fuck dad. i cant believe im your son. i cant believe that out of 4975649785678945776777746 semen, i was the one who won the race...

normal day

2005-10-24T04:18:54Z

i dont really feel like filling this whole thing out. i hung out with jessuca and caitlyn, and later went to dave's and there were some other people hanging out too. it was a good day.

plus we got a show in februrary with scarlet, anf fight paris at 688. more info on that one later.

i didnt get to do exactly what i wanted to today. one piece of the puzzle was missing<3

no_i_in_love @ 2005-10-21T12:20:00

2005-10-22T16:19:40Z

so i have a show tonight at 688. im not tooo overly excited about it....we're playing like, first or second, and its roman empire playing a bro-band show. w00t.

we might as well just make up a gang-vocal song and call ourselves broman empire

no_i_in_love @ 2005-10-18T22:57:00

2005-10-20T03:04:07Z

so today i committed a crime. i respassed onto clearwater highschool property to hang out with steph during her lunch break. it was awesome<333333333. then i tried that 3 meat omelette sandwich from burger king. trust me, it sucks. it looks so amazing when you open the wrapper. and there's this elephant sized sandwich filled with 3 meats and eggs. it looks delish. but you bite into it...and it tastes so bland and plain...even with ketchup. i took off the ham....didnt work. it just was a disappointment. i hung out with ashlee too. we just chilled at her house and watched lifetime for a tad bit.

i need to restring my beast of a guitar. but not tonight. maybe tomorrow.

then again, tomorrow is karaoke night, 7:30, quaker steak. be there or be gay.

my father won't let me go to miami cause he thinks ill get shot.

since i look like che guavera, fidel castro, and pretty much every single cuban communist leader.

so i asked my dad, "dad, why cant we go to miami for a weekend or something?"

"because joo look like a cuban communist, carrrrlos. it is for certain that you will be shot."

"make me a shirt that says, 'i am not a cuban communist. i am just a cuban.', then people will think i am a cuban rebel infidel just like them."

"carlos, fidel did that same thing so he could avoid assasination. he wore anti-communist clothing to portray him being a rebel and not a communist."

"no he did not, dad."

"jes he did."

"no he did not."

"jes he did. end of discussion." ....... "alright, lets make the shirt."

reward : 1,000,000

2005-10-19T06:15:17Z

today kinda was slow. went to classes. then bradenton for band practice. we met up with a possible new guitarist. i like him.

cut. print. gay.

no_i_in_love @ 2005-10-16T20:43:00

2005-10-18T00:52:29Z

today was eventful. starbucks and panera woith steph, nikki (shrek) and aron. then some song writing.

my ipod is working better than ever. no shit. cause its brand new.

read this shit...

mmm nickoletta: mexican
MeLlamoSpaghetti: shrek
MeLlamoSpaghetti: :-D
mmm nickoletta: hahahahahahaha
mmm nickoletta: you mow grass...im just green
MeLlamoSpaghetti: fck. ill just mow you. youre both green
mmm nickoletta: lmao
mmm nickoletta: chode
MeLlamoSpaghetti: WTF!?!? dont call me that!!!!!!!!!
mmm nickoletta: HAHAHAHHAAH
mmm nickoletta: watcha gon do shove shit up my nostrils?
MeLlamoSpaghetti: yes. im gonna freeze my shit first then shove it up there
mmm nickoletta: lmao
mmm nickoletta: thats because you can shove your chode no where soo you resort to shoving shit...in nostrils
MeLlamoSpaghetti: wtf
MeLlamoSpaghetti: well see who's talking shit when i shove crap in your mouth
mmm nickoletta: lmao
mmm nickoletta: im actually laughing because i can see you getting worked up about this

no_i_in_love @ 2005-10-15T23:24:00

2005-10-17T03:24:02Z

i don't know how to say it.

but it's evident, and obvious.

you probably already know.

i want you to know.

but i just...

i don't know how to say it.

i needed this night...

2005-10-15T05:26:06Z

journey + cartel + busch gardens + sephora(spelling?) + apple store + subway + howl-o-scream + missing the exits THRICE times + cutting off stupid people on 275 + getting the shit scared out of us (mainly steph) + GETTING A BRAND NEW IPOD IN THE MAIL!!!!!!!!!! + STEPH = most amazing night ever.

i think that all speaks for itself.

best thing ever bought...

2005-10-13T16:12:09Z

is the essential journey cd.

it's 2 full cds of the best of journey.

best purchase i've ever made.

i always karaoke journey whenever possible.

dont stop believing, people, dont stop believing.

and if you do i'll fucking kill you.

fucking.

kill.

you.

kthanksbye.

suck it.

2005-10-13T03:42:05Z

i am currently on the phone with the coolest girl i know, steph. today was pretty boring. i woke up this morning feeling like uber shit. i woke up in time for class but i went right back to bed cause i woke up and thought, "fuck this shit. i cant go to school like this. i'll be throwing up on my handy-dandy notebook." i watched 2 dvds today. one was the old dane cook dvd. the other was the new england metal hardcore fest 2003. it wasnt what what i expected it to be.

steph is hungry apparently. go eat a hot dog, you weiner.

i ate some good spanish food today. but it burned my tongue real bad. and i cried for hours on end. im kidding.

seriously steph. if you keep talking shit about my posts, im going to ram your head into a car windsheild. then laugh as you bleed to death and your blood clots.

im going to busch gardens on friday.

im sorry steph. it was just a publicity stunt. i didnt mean to type what i typed about you. it was just for media points.

and steph is hungry still. and i say still, steph. go eat a hot dog.

youre still a weiner<3

so....

2005-10-12T05:41:39Z

roman empire wrote a whole new song today. im extremely proud of it. we found a free place to practice. its at jimm's church, so theres absolutely no cussing. and its hard for me. i was fuckin up on a part of a song....and i just yelled, "FUUUUU...." and i stopped myself before the "CKKKKKK" part. and brad's like, "you mean youre having 'FUUUNNNNNN'?" and i say, "yeahhhh, lots of it." it was funny.

i went to that beach arcade too for a little while with a friend. it was awesome. i beat her twice at airhockey. she thought she had me beat, best out of 3, but i ruled her ass. yeah i said it. RULED.

i also jammed out with a different friend of mine that i used to be in a band with. we just jammed a metal song for like 15 minutes straight. ive been working out my jack-off arm by doing that. just 15 straight minutes of fast freakin metal. i leave his house with arnold schwartzenegger for an arm. "alright, tonight's whack-off time is doubled. sweet."

im totally kidding.

so funny dad story...

i left my cell by accident at my jam out friend's house. my dad calls up dave's cell (which i dont know how he got it) and was pissed at me for forgetting the cell phone. this is how the conversation goes...

"hello?"

"hello, carlos."

"hey dad, what's up?"

"where's your cellular phone?"

"i left it by accident at chris' house."

"carlos how could you leave it there? you never see me leaving my cell phone anywhere."

"yeah dad cause you never leave the house. you work at home; you live at home."

"oh yes i do go to places. i go to the airport, business trips...etc etc." (and yes, he said that)

"yes father, cause you have a cool phone clippy thingy for your belt. if you would ever foresee this problem happening, maybe you would've bought bought one for me. huh?! do you not love me enough to buy me a cool phone clippy thingy?!?!?"

"bye carlos."

and that was it. i love pissing off my father. if my life was a reality tv show, it would be the best show on the face of planet earth. GOD couldnt have a better reality tv show about Himself.

im not comparing myself to GOD, but you all understand.

oh by the way. I AM JESUS and YOU ARE PETER. YOU denied ME. when the COCK CROWED and MY hour of DEATH rolled upon ME, YOU DENIED ME!!!!

(you know who you are)

oh and here's a message to all UNCOOL PEOPLE:

suck it.

really good day today

2005-10-11T03:02:25Z

so today i went to my classes. then ran some errands. went to the library and read my case study for human factors class. even helped out a friend with her english paper. then went to subway and had a turkey sub that the fat woman DOUSED in mayo and mustard. it was gross...but i was still hungry. then my best freind made a collage for me. its seriously the coolest thing ive ever seen. she's amazing<3333333.

so tomorrow im driving with dave and brad to bradenton for roman empire practice. its gonna be fun i bet. 3 dudes, just drivin to bradenton. yeah...fun...look out for the fun train. woo. woo.

so i sent in my ipod with the ball of my own shit in the box. they better fix it or else im going to drive to apple TM and kick every one of their asses. seriously. i WILL shower in their blood, and their families will WATCH me bathe in it. and it's hilarious cause i have the habit of pissing in the shower all the time.

and my last words are..."delay pedals and ebows are perfect together"

ohhh ohhh and..."im on drugs!"

wait no...my last words are..."i dig music"

..............."im on drugs!!!"

i did nothing today...

2005-10-10T02:34:50Z

and i feel GREATTTTTTTTT about it. i just slept until about 1 ish then watched a bajillion movies until now. oh yeah, and i woke up at like 9 ish, cleaned up my room, then fell back asleep/ it was wierd. i slept naked, woke up and cleaned my room naked, then fell back asleep naked. im such a fuck up.

i love cartel. they're gonna play my wedding.

no_i_in_love @ 2005-10-07T02:22:00

2005-10-08T06:30:18Z

frenchy's, rita's, starbuck's bathroom twice, clearwater beach, and ashlee's

my night was awesome.

<3ifyouonlyknew<3

so my ipod is completely ffffed. im sending it back to apple with a ball of my own shit in the box to explain to them how frustrated i am with their product. yeah it's awesome when it works, but when it doesnt you might as well open up a box of shit that you just got fed ex'd to you cause it pretty much produces the same effect of frustration as a broken ipod.

im also sending them the dismembered head of barney. so they know im not ffffing around. kids love him? i dont give a shit. a book can teach kids how to count to ten, not some purple dinosaur that somehow escaped extinction and became cute and purple. ffff that. *middle finger*

beattttttttttttt

2005-08-29T01:21:15Z

well, i just got back from my weekend shingdig with sleeping alone and needless to say it was amazingggggg. my first taste of touring (even though it was only 2 shows) except for when roman empire played a show in virginia. but that was pretty much us going to party for the weekend and we so happened to play a show too. so much funny shit happened. like all of us throwing random stuff at bob while he was driving. yep. i had a blast. i cant wait until roman empire finally goes out on a tour. sorry this first update is so short and sucky, but i just need to lay down or something. im sore as a whore on 1/2 price day.